I Understand Laziness

"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve)
10/20/2016 at 10:17 • Filed to: AYFKM, work stuff

I can laze around with the best. But this? This is unacceptable.

DISCUSSION (23)

Tripper > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:18

Yea that’s almost as bad as leaving a shopping cart

facw > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:20

Eh, I am this lazy.

In fairness to me, my toilet paper dispenser is pretty inconveniently placed, on the wall opposite the toilet where it is quite a reach to get to.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:24

This drives me crazy, too. It’s a plague of the modern world.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:24

To be fair, I’ve seen so many people that can’t figure out how to open that kind of dispenser that it doesn’t surprise me a ton.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:28

The one in my bathroom is very simple. Push one side of the rod and it pops out to put new roll on.

My sister refuses to change it for some reason. I wanted to see how long it would take to be changed once, so I left it empty with a roll on the floor. 6 days went by before my MOM changed it because my sister refused and was just using the roll on the floor.

Smh

B/Xmrrmvr > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:29

Whoever did that doesn’t know how to open that type of toilet paper holder. You need to press-in the clip that’s hidden under the TP roll and unless you know where it is or rip-up the cardboard you wouldn’t know it was there.

Kinja'd!!!

Source: My office has the same TP holders

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:29

Perfectly reasonable. Would you prefer I only left the empty roll and not replace it at all? Hmmmm? Would you?

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:41

I usually leave a roll on top of the toilet when I notice the one on the holder is getting low (I had one summer where five guys were somehow doing a roll and a half per day, so that lead to a small permanent pyramid on top of the toilet but I digress). Half the time this summer I’d come in to find the roll still on top of the toilet but half gone. Silly, silly people.

The worst is people who don’t think that spare toilet paper needs kept outside the bathroom. There’s a cupboard under the sink for a reason! I’m still not sure who it was but someone this summer kept moving my stash back out to the linen closet in the hallway. Idiot.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:42

This is one of my pet peeves. I mean.. you got the new roll, PUT THE FUCKINGTHINGONTHEDISPENSEYOULAZTSHIT!

iSureWilll > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:49

This drives me insane. Seriously, you had the energy to get UP to get the next roll of TP but you didn’t have enough energy or thought to put it ON the holder?!?!?!

yamahog > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:54

Yesssssss. If you are physically capable and not in a life or job threatened hurry, JUST DO IT

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 10:57

I’ve been married for 18 years. My wife has do e this for ALL of them. Now my 2 kids do it.... I’m constantly putting the roll on the dispenser.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 11:22

My wife just leaves a new one on the counter. Never changes it! Does not carè!

DynamicWeight > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 11:33

I hate this type of lazy, because it’s the type of lazy that actually makes life harder. Being lazy is a fucking art, and it’s hard work. This is insulting.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 11:35

I have two dogs, a cat, and a baby. My toilet paper stays off the roll out of necessity, otherwise it ends up in a pile on the floor under the dispenser.

marshknute > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 11:36

Could be worse

Kinja'd!!!

Nisman > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 11:37

I have some close friends I see 1-2x per week. The roll in their powder room is. always. like. this. Drives me nuts.

McLarry > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 11:52

I’m as lazy as they come, but I will not do this. No.

Ssfancyfresh > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 12:27

True. But we have that style TP dispenser at work and it is the worst.

Old Red Wagon > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 12:58

Haha, my wife has a tendency to do this.

Rykilla303 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 14:34

I got one of these, now I can be lazy AND put the roll on.

JRapp: now as good as new again > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/20/2016 at 15:35

To be honest, this bugs me less than a backwards roll.

jkm7680 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
10/21/2016 at 16:34

At work, we have those stupid locking dispensers (as if people steal toilet paper) and nobody ever bothers to unlock and refill them. They just stick a roll of toilet paper on the ADA handrail and call it a day.